Well this weekend has been too hard on my braincells. Last night, I told each of the jokes to my friends at the bar. They laughed at all of them.
Yes, I know, Jake–they were all a little tipsy. But it was Saturday night. By the way, I want my sandal back. And my panties. I don’t care if you DO collect them. Give them back.
So, here’s the deal. If you want signed cover flats of PURE SEX and NIGHT SPELL send me your mailing info offline. My e-mail is LucindaBetts77@yahoo.com. Shuck Ying’s jokes got the most laughs from my laughs. Don’t be upset if your joke didn’t win. My delivery can be rocky after the third or fourth drink. I’ll send Shuck Ying a copy of PURE SEX when I get one myself.
SWAK Lucinda (who loves to be invited to parties! Thanks Sasha!)
EDITORS NOTE You’re welcome, Lucinda! Thanks fro the laughs!!