And with a push… a little twinge of pain and embarassment :blush: … I am no longer a virgin blogger! Woo-hoo! Forgive me if you find any snarky boo-boos in this first post.
So to start our Monday off right, I’m sharing one of my harem…
Just look at him… Scrumptious! Dontcha wish you were that bear? He looks sleepy, perhaps we can wake him up. Any ideas? :rolleyes: That brings me to my topic o’ the day… morning hard-ons.
For those of you with a significant other of the male persuasion (or a male yourself), I have a question for the day. What is it with morning hard-ons? I’ve been married 15 years and like Old Faithful, that dang flagpole rises every single morning. Yeah, on many occasions, I am ready to salute the flag. Other days, I’m half-asleep getting my nipples fondled, groped under the covers, and “Panties again?” whispered in my ear. :doze:
Y’all, morning breath does not engender feelings of lust. And I’d like a bit more than a minute or two of tweak, pinch, flick before I’m ready. Any other time of the day, and I am Queen of the Bareback Cowboy. 😀
So, men, do you really wake up horny every day? Or is it just instinct — hard dick = get laid/bj/handjob?And for those of you men without a regular significant other, what do you do when you’re alone in the bed? Do you do the five-finger salute?
It’s been on my mind, everyone, and well, also in my bed in the mornings. :rolleyes:
:blush:Welcome Beth! Like you Beth I am not a ‘morning person’. But there is an old saying you can look forward too, ‘you know your getting old when you can piss off a hard on, and you know your really old when wake up without one’. And they do no all need attending too, some just go away on there own. Been married 30 years and have 3 sons…always kept my eyes averted when I met them on there way to the bathroom in the mornings. Oh almost forgot it has to do with being totally relaxed, and blood flow. A man gets an average of 7 hard-ons/day 5 of them while he asleep :hehe:
Wow Beth, that is nice of you to share; hehehe.
How true, Old Faithful is there every morning for me, also. Come on guys, let’s hear from you about this dilema. 😉
Oh, Dianna, I’ve got two sons myself. Yup, the morning eye aversion works for me too.
I think DH probably smashes that 7 hard-ons a day statistic – perhaps because he’s half-Italian. :rolleyes:
Robyn – I’m not shy :hehe: I’ll share lots!
Oh, Beth…something about the way he’s holding that bear is.. mesmersising! ;))
I think they just wake up and see it’s hard, and think, "hmmm…I should do something with this, shouldn’t I? Lessee–who’s available?" :doze:
Single girl that I am, when I have a man spend the night, I welcome the morning go ’round.:P
Single girl that I am, when I have a man spend the night, I welcome the morning go ’round.:P
Single girl that I am, when I have a man spend the night, I welcome the morning go ’round.:P