I ran a contest on the Muse Loop last week, and had many jokes sent in as entries so I could have some laughs for you all this month. So, here’s the first!!
Thanks to ROSE for this one!
LITTLE OLD LADY
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk: “Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?”
The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: “Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models.”
The old woman then asks: “Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss thiickk…aaand rrunns by bbaatteries ?
The clerk responds, “Yes we do.”
“Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?”
SO funny! Thanks for the laughs!
OMG! That’s too funny!!!
That cracked me up! :laugh:
OMG – ROTFL
LMAO!!!
Funny stuff! 😀