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A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they’re sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar —

A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice. The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. “First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice.”

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.

He puts the salt on his tongue — salty but OK.

He drinks the shot of Baileys – smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks – this is OK. Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.

….. In one second the sharp lime taste hits…
….. At two seconds the Baileys curdles
….. At three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits.

This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says, “Holy S***, what do you call that drink?”

She smiles widely at him and says…. “Blow Job Revenge”

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13 Comments

  10. Little Lamb Lost

    I first heard about this drink while I was in London. But they used Rose’s Lime Juice (or Cordial) and no salt. Isn’t it funny that we all get the joke about the flavor and consistency and yet in several books the heroine is portrayed as truly enjoying to partake so to speak. On the other hand, I don’t know how a scene can be written well with spitting involved. Hope I haven’t been too explicit in this post…just an observation.

  11. Sasha

    LLL> I think a lot of enjoying it has to be the heat of the moment. And the fact thta not all men taste the same. And how much you care for the guy. I knwo myself, I have enjoyed it with a couple of partners. Men who I really cared about and wanted to make it good for them. I admit the taste never really bothered me with them.

    There was really only one guy in my past whose taste was “off” for me. Scienteist say it has to do with the man’s diet. What he eats effects the weay thier semen tastes.

    So I thinkit’s an individual thing to be honest.

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