Kate Douglas’s name will always bring Wolf Tales to mind for me, and I’m sure I’m not the only one. However, this lady has so much more to offer an avid reader than just those famous stories. Take a peek at her first contribution to the Summer Heat Giveaway, Cowboy in my Pocket. (And be sure to come back on the 13th to see what else she’s offering up. It’s worth the revisit, I promise.)
If you like your cowboys sexy, your heroines forgetful and your marriages convenient, this gentle parody of cowboy romances will leave you with a smile on your face and a sigh on your lips. Discover romantic comedy at its best in this captivating tale of a woman who finds her one true love and the cowboy hero afraid to give his heart.
Michelle Garrison is a prolific romance writer whose career is suddenly on a downslide. Her plots are boring, her writing is stale and her readers are fleeing for greener pastures. Desperate to revive her career, Michelle sets out to write a bestseller, and who could make a more worthy hero then a cowboy.
Force-marched to a dude ranch by her editor, Michelle soon finds herself trudging along a mountain road with no memory of who she is or where she’s going, but thanks to the quintessential sexy cowboy hero, Michelle is saved. Swept up in her cowboy’s arms even Michelle can see the parody in her own story: “Everything she’d read about cowboys must be true, she thought, almost hysterically. No wonder they made such popular heroes in romances.”
“Kate Douglas bills her romance as a ‘gentle parody of contemporary category romance’ but in doing so creates a delightful love story that proves there’s a good reason why certain plot devices become cliches–they really work on an emotional level . . . the author might have thought she was poking fun, but the romance reader has the last laugh with this sparkling romantic comedy!”Â
–Gerry Benninger for ROMANTIC TIMES MAGAZINE
“MICHELLE, DARLING, it’s good to see you. How’ve you been?”
    “Cut the crap, Mark. You, of all people, know how I’ve been. Forget the pleasantries. Why did you reject my story?”
    “Let’s order first, sweetheart.” Mark Connor, never one to make eye contact in the first place, studied the oversized menu in front of him. Michelle Garrison seethed and drummed her freshly manicured fingernails on the damask tablecloth. Suddenly she realized she was tapping the toe of her left shoe in the same staccato rhythm. She took a deep, struggle-for-some-semblance-of-control breath that ended in a frustrated sigh. The waiter appeared, leather-bound notepad in hand, to take their orders.
    “Michelle?” Mark smiled at her.
    “I’m not hungry. You order.” Michelle glared at him, imagining large winged crows pecking his eyes. No, buzzards… buzzards made a much more impressive image.
    “We’ll both have the luncheon salad…Roquefort for me, the low-fat house dressing for the lady.” Mark returned Michelle’s glare with an innocent look. “Well, you have put on a few pounds, darling. You need to exercise more.”
    “I haven’t had time, darling. I’ve been sitting in front of my computer without a break for the past six weeks, finishing a manuscript for you to reject. The same manuscript I wrote following your ‘suggestions,’ using your ideas for plot and characterization. Now, before my healthy, low-fat lunch arrives, would you so kindly tell me why you aren’t buying my western?”
    Mark smiled beatifically, the smile Michelle had once thought attractive until she realized he used that ubiquitous expression to hide everything going on behind those pale blue eyes of his. She waited for what seemed hours for his answer, returning his smile with a scowl.
    Finally he tapped his fingertips together in a little steeple, pursed his lips, opened his mouth, shut it again, hmmmm’ed as if pondering a new amendment to the Constitution, then said, “Well, you have to understand…”
    “No, Mark. I don’t understand. I did everything you asked. ‘Put a cowboy on the cover, it’ll fly off the shelves,’ he says. ‘Marriages of convenience are always popular, the readers love them,’ so it’s got a blasted MOC. Mark, I did it all, right down to the baby. Remember telling me, ‘If it’s got a baby in it, the story’s gonna be a gold mine?’ Well, it can’t be a gold mine if it doesn’t get published. I want to know what gives!”
    Mark unfolded his napkin and spread it across his lap, ignoring Michelle and smiling politely at the waiter while the young man placed their salads on the table and departed.
    “I’m waiting, Mark.” Michelle picked up her fork, thought briefly how it would look imbedded in Mark’s impeccably white shirt somewhere in the vicinity of his breastbone, then stabbed a large section of tomato instead.
    “Sweetheart…”
    “Don’t give me that ‘sweetheart’ crap.”
    “Michelle.” Michelle swore silently. She practically heard the gears engaging in the gray matter behind his high forehead. Mark always considered every word so carefully. Another irritating editorial trait, she thought. Right up there with rejecting her western. “Michelle, you have written forty-three books for us, and almost all of them have had an impressive return. All, that is, except the last three.” He paused, resting his lips against his forefingers. “How can I say this without being blunt?”
    “Go ahead, Mark. Be blunt…it suits you.”
    “Yes, well, it’s my job to be honest. So, to put it bluntly, your ideas are tired, darling. Your characters all sound the same. That’s why I wanted you to try a western.”
    “Well I did, dammit!” Michelle impaled a large piece of lettuce. How dare he find more fault with her story? “I worked hard on that western. My hero is a tall, dark and sexy cowboy; my heroine is an even sexier single mom with a disgustingly adorable little baby girl. They live on neighboring ranches, they ride horses, they chase cows around the field, they…”
    “They don’t know a thing about being cowboys, they’ve obviously never been in Colorado, where your story is supposedly set, and I might as well have been reading about an insurance agent as a cowboy. Our readers aren’t stupid. When you write a scene about saddling a horse and you don’t know that the pommel’s at the front and the cantle’s at the back, or how to tighten the cinch so the saddle won’t slip, well your reader is going to laugh—at you for writing it, and us for publishing it. Look at the stupid name you gave your heroine! Lee Stetson? Come on. I’m sorry, Michelle. Westerns are hot right now, and you don’t have a clue how to write them. You even have the hero make love to the heroine while they’re riding a horse. That’s physically impossible, darling. It hurts merely to think of it.” His pained expression might have been funny under other circumstances.
    “But it’s a really sexy scene…it’s…”
    Mortified, Michelle stared into her perforated salad. Mark loved her stories, he loved everything about her writing. Now he was saying it was awful? Worse than awful, embarrassing? She thought Lee Stetson was a really cute name. The hefty advance that was going to pay off Michelle’s VISA bill suddenly dissolved into a puff of smoke and faded away. She gazed longingly after the imaginary cloud. She blinked and the cloud disappeared. “Wait a minute,” she said, leaning forward. “How do you know the difference between a pommel and a, um, kettle?”
    “It’s a cantle, Michelle. That’s what I’m trying to explain, if you’d only pay attention.” He waved a glossy magazine under her nose. “I spent two weeks at a dude ranch. It was a terrific experience. All these western manuscripts suddenly started making sense. I want you to go. Just two weeks at the Columbine Camp in Colorado. That’s all. You’ll learn everything you need to know about horses and cows and cowboys and the great outdoors. Trust me on this, darling. It’ll be good for you. You need a break, it’s not that expensive and besides, you can write it off. We want to keep you in our stable, Michelle…” He grinned, obviously impressed with his play on words.
    “You want me to go to a dude ranch? I don’t think so.” Michelle jabbed her fork in Mark’s direction, inordinately pleased when he backed away. “I don’t even like horses, and I’m certain I’d like cowboys even less. I imagine they’re both smelly, ill-tempered and impossible to control. I’ll just do a little more research, maybe watch an old John Wayne movie or two. Trust me, Mark. I’ll have my revision to you in, oh, about two weeks.”
    She pushed away from the table. “Now, thanks for lunch, and have a really nice…” Mark reached across the table, lightly grabbed her wrist, and stopped her. She sat back, stunned. Mark was never forceful, not ever. There wasn’t a trace of humor, or even sarcasm in his voice.
    “No revision, Michelle. This comes down from the senior editor, and we all know she takes her orders from marketing. Either you spend two weeks at Columbine Camp, which includes riding instructions…yes, dear, don’t look so surprised…on a real horse, and an authentic dusty trail ride following authentic, smelly, dusty cows, or you find someone else to buy your stories. Competition’s too steep, and there’re a lot of hungry writers out there willing to take a lot less money. My advice is to jump through the hoops and learn what you can. Then write the freshest, most knowledgeable romantic western ever.”
    “You’re not my agent, Mark. You’re my editor. I thought you were my friend.”
    “I am, Michelle. That’s why I bought you this issue of Western Horseman to read on the plane.” He held the thick magazine up in front of her and smiled broadly, his blue eyes sparkling and his dimples dimpling until he looked more like a cover model than a book editor. Michelle thought seriously of telling him the effect was totally wasted on her. A dude ranch…cows and flies and dust, and waking up with the chickens, and more charges on the VISA bill…
    “I can’t do this Mark. It’s impossible. I…”
    “You’ll do it, Michelle. Call me when you get back. Don’t forget your magazine.” He flipped the brand new issue of Western Horsemanopen to a glossy spread of photos and text. “Read it, sweetheart. Besides a great article about Columbine Camp, it’s just full of information about rodeos and barrel racing and horses and cowboys and cowgirls…you’re gonna love it. Have fun. Think western. I expect you to come home with a drawl.” He winked and smiled, flashing perfectly straight, white teeth.
    Michelle stared at the photos in the magazine. Her breath caught in her throat. “That’s him,” she whispered. She pointed at a photo of a dark haired cowboy with a devil-may-care smile. “That’s my hero, the one you rejected.” She glared accusingly at Mark. “That’s exactly how I described him, tall, dark and handsome with broad shoulders and a sexy grin, and you tell me I don’t know what I’m writing about? This should prove to you that I wrote about a real cowboy. How could you reject my story?” She slapped the magazine down on the table, but couldn’t take her eyes off the man staring back at her. Actually, she hadn’t pictured her hero as quite so, well, elemental, but Mark didn’t need to know that.
    Mark glanced at the photo, then grinned at Michelle. “His name’s Taggart Martin, and according to this article he lives right next door to Columbine Camp, on a huge ranch called the Double Eagle. Go, Michelle. Meet a real cowboy. Maybe you’ll be able to write a real western for a change.” Mark tipped an imaginary hat and sauntered out of the restaurant.
    Speechless, seething with resentment, Michelle glared at his retreating figure. Then she glanced at the table, littered with the remnants of their lunch. Damn him! He’d left her with the check.
Want to read more? Check out CHapter 1 on Kate’s Website.
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TRIVIA FACT: The couple on the cover of this book are actually Kate’s son and his then-girlfriend. They’ve now been married for ten years. *g*
So many books and so little time. Awesome trivia note about the cover for this book. Something they will always have to look back on.
Another great sounding story. So cool that trivia about the cover.
As soon as I saw Kate Douglas I thought of Wolf Tales, just like Sasha said. This sounds like it could be a great story. I can’t wait to read more, especially how Michelle and her cowboy are going to get along. 😉 Also, like the others said, the trivia note was cool.
I had to add another reply. Everyone should definitely check out Kate’s website with the first chapter. I HAVE to read this now!
This looks like it’ll be funny as well as sexy. Can’t wait to read it.
Sounds fun
The story sounds great. I can’t wait to read it. Love the trivia fact too.
Another to be added to the TBR pile.
What a fun excerpt, the book sounds great! Great cover, too 🙂
Yep, my first thought of kates name, wolf tales. Love the cover.
Thanks for the sneak peek; sounds like a fun read with very likeable and interesting characters.
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