I just wanted to share this email with you. I’ve received them before…but for some reasdon it just really gave me a laugh today.
Hi
This is a legitimate appeal for ladies only. If you are interested or if you want to unsuscribe email me at togni55@mail15.com
I’m an Italian guy,I live in Italy and my name is Andrea.I live in Padova.
I’m sending this message to the people because I’m bored to live in Italy,I’m looking for a lady what could invite me in usa.I seek a millionaires american lady who desires a young guy for marriage.
I would love to find a lady who doesn’t work too much and has time for me
I would love to find a wealthy lady who lives in one of the following places in usa or nearby:
1) “The treasure coast”,I mean north east Broward County or east Palm Beach county(FLORIDA)
2)Honolulu (Hawaii)
3)Reno(Nevada)
4)Las Vegas(nevada)
5)Atlanta(georgia)
6)Jupiter,Stuart,Coral Springs,Jensen Beach,Boynton Beach,Deepwater,Hutchinson
Island or Miami(Florida)
Considering that I like the mature women, I’d love to find a lady of 45-60yo age range.
I’d love to find a gentle long haired lady who lives in a swimming pool house near the sea (as I like to swim) . I seek a lady without young or old children,a no smoker lady who could be widowed,separated,single ,divorced. I would need a sugarmamma figure at the beginning .
I seek a bisexual woman that figures out of the years,looks young and feels young :
it’s not a problem if she’s not beautiful because she should be beautiful inside and most of all ,she should desire a younger soulmate.(She could be overweight too) The thing I desire is to fix a serious stable relationship with a lady who gives me the opportunity to have a better life.
ABOUT ME:
I have long black hair,my weight is 65 kilos(145 lbs) and my height is about 1.80 metres(5.11)…
I’m no smoker /drinker and I’m good looking.
If you could be the kind of woman I’m looking for, write me soon please!!!!!!
Thank you very much for reading my letter .
I think there must be a woman for me out there.
Cheers
ANDREA -Italy
:hehe: :laugh: :hehe:
Well, where do I apply? Think he’d go for a writer bum? LOL. I had to laugh that he listed my town as one of his hopeful new residences. :laugh:
Reno? He wants to live in Reno? But we’ve been to Reno. There’s nothing there!
:hehe: Oh my what a character profile this could be used for in a book hehehehehehe 😛 😀
Don’t make me laugh so hard – I have a headache!
Soooo, obviously he didn’t notice that you’re a Canuck? 😛
LOL. Now there’s a way to o it.
Well, have you written him back yet? :laugh:
Okay, you got a great solicitation! That was hysterical! :laugh:
I got one from some Russian woman with 46 million dollars whose boss was afraid of the KGB and wouldn’t I be willing to give her my bank account for 5% of that? :plain:
So he’s skinny (145 at 5/11), wants a US visa, needs to be supported and hopes to have threesomes with a 60 year old woman and her lesbian lover. All I have to say is at least he’s honest about his ‘needs’. LMAO! He’s ‘almost’ as funny as the cat.
My guess is he mentioned Reno because a)he’s never been there and b)he thinks it’s Lake Tahoe. 😛
Most of the places listed in #1 and #6 are PITS. Redneck pits. I used to work there.
I thought it was worht a giggle and I wonder if he really ever gets a response. LOL
I’m sure I’m not the only one he emails. 😛
Okay I say we all email him and offer our services because he obviously has his priorities in the right place. A woman millionaire who can be ugly and overweight cause the money is pretty enough for him, and she must be open to whatever crazy sex games he wants to play cause he just said bi-sexual he didn’t specify with only other women. He doesn’t really care where he lives as long as the woman supports him and doesn’t have any children. Who wouldn’t want this winner inher bed. Honestly…a blow up doll looks better than him at this point. :hehe:
Paula ~ Now I know what to get you for Christmas ! 😛
The poor man had better hope he’s a submissive…
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