Okay, I’m really not a man basher…I think you all know that…but this was also in that lost file of jokes.
Men are like … laxatives: they irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like … Bananas: the older they get, the softer they are.
Men are like … Weather: nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like … Blenders: you need one, but your not quit sure why.
Men are like … Chocolate: sweet, smooth & they ussually head straight for your hips.
Men are like … Coffee: the best ones are rich, warm & can keep you up all night long.
Men are like …Goverment Bonds: They take soo long to mature.
Men are like … Horoscopes: they always tell you what to do, and are usually wrong.
Men are like … Mascara: they usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like … Snowstorms: you never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get, or how long it will last.
Men are like … Parking spots: all the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped!!
I really DO love men…but these made me laugh. 😛
These are tooo good, sitting here reading them to dh and his friend and laughing a mile a minute.
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So glad you and the guys enjoyed them Robyn! I think they are pretty damn good, too!
hahaha men are like blenders,