but read on if you need a giggle.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
~Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
~The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
~Doughnuts?
Why is air a lot like sex?
~Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
~45 lbs
What’s the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
~45 minutes
What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
~Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
~They can’t stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
~Because those men already have boyfriends.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
~The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
~Mace will do that to you.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
~Breasts don’t have eyes.
Why do drivers’ education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
~Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
~A speech impediment.
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
~They’re hiring.
What’s the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
~A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with… “a recipe”.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
~Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
~A northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time..” A southern fairytale begins “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit…”
Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
~No one’s tall enough to go on the good rides
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Sasha, have you thought anymore about self publishing… I put together a collection of short (very short) stories and printed them and then made up a cover.. okay if it is so easy what am I doing wrong?
Hmm What about selling them? 😛
I think that part may be a bit harder than the actual printing. You have to get the a usb # too. I think. I don’t know much about it. But it’s great that you’re doing something with your stories! Keep me updated on how it goes!
:plain: hee hee so far there is only one copy, just wanted to see if I could do it…I will bring it to show you when I get there, coming the 1st of the month now! Gonna go ask the nerd self published guy if he knows what goes next.
what’s the last thing the redneck remembered saying before the accident? "Here, hold my beer!" :laugh:
Those were GREATTTTTTT
So happy you had a giggle!! :hehe: